Evewyting is diffewent

Well, Dis is me. I is a lil pug boy an my name is Tug. I got hit on da head an I dont rememer much about wat happeneded befow dat. All I know is dat I was walking awound on da street an some nice people came an gots me. Then I went to dis scary place where dey took away some of my special boy parts an den dey took away some of my hairs on my head. Den I went to dis house wit a nice lady and she was nice. De next day I went to a place where der were lots of oder pug boys an pug gurls an we were all togeder for a while. Den dis cwazy gurl pug wanted to pway wit me an I don't weally know about hers. She is kinda cwazy. She likes to get up in my face and she barks at me a lots. She has a nice person who was nice and wubbed my tummy. Den de nice lady wit de cwazy pug gurl took me away. We gots to her home, but der were stairs an I dont like de stairs vewy much, but I have gotten much more better at jumping up dem.

Dis is me an the cwazy pug gurl. Her name is Billa Grace Steen. She doesn't look like it in dis picture, but she is vewy vewy cwazy an likes to wun awound like she is cwazy! Her person put me on de couch which is vewy soft and happy. But Billa told me that de couch is her spot an kept pushing me off da couch. I don't know about dat.

Dis is me and Billa. It was vewy early in da morning when dis happened. See how tired we look? Billa's person keeps saying dat we are brudder and sister and dat she is my new mommy and de oder person is my new daddy. I guess that means maybe dey is my people now too. Dat is vewy exciting to me!

Mommy and Daddy took me to de scawy place again. Dis time dey took away all de hairs on my head, an dey stuck me wit de pokie sticks and dey scratchded my skins under de hairs dey took away an den dey put dis ugly awful ding on my head. look at how patetic I looks! Dis ding on my head is weally vewy awful. I can't eat or dwink an I run into evewything! My neck an head itches an I wants to scwatch it an I can't do it! Mommy and Daddy let me take it off to eat and dwink now an to go outside to do my man business, but den dey put it back on an I don't like it much at all.

So faw, evewything is diffewent in dis new place. But my mommy and my daddy dey are vewy nice an my new sister is not so cwazy now dat we have spent some times togeder. She doesn't like it when I steps on her in her sleep, but she sleeps under de covers an I don't know where she is an den I step on her an she gwowls at me. But oder dan dat, I am pretty happy here, an I can't wait to get dis awful ding off my head so I can pway again.